Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I love you. Go after that dick
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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