ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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