There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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