I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
