I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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