operation have a gay friend backfired
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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