meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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