He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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