I'm passing your future prison.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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