Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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