i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im having a threesome with these popsicles
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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