I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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