Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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