i barfeds in our rink
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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