yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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