I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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