The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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