i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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