I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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