8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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