You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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