just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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