Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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