You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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