I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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