hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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