I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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