How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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