Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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