Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
