We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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