I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
