dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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