piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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