3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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