You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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