Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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