Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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