Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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