the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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