did you get engaged???
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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