im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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