You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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