And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up under a house in Key West
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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