Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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