whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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