i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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