We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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