Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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