Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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