i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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