I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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