can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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