walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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