those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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