Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Boobs are out for the taking
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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